WHO IS RESEARCHING WHALE FARTS
WHO WAKES UP ONE MORNING AND SAYS
“HEY, I WANT TO HAVE A PHD IN WHALE FLATULENCE. THAT’D JUST BE DANDY.”
I DEMAND ANSWERS.
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relevant
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Im dying! LOLOLOL!So yesterday I went to Starbucks because I had like four dollars in my wallet and I was thirsty. Anyways, after the lady took my order like usual they ask you what your name is right? Well being me and all in my head I was like “The name Nick is too boring let’s spice this mother fucker up”. So I told the lady my name was Voldemort in the most calm way I could and for like two minutes she looked at me like I was fucking crazy. So I awkwardly walked away and sat down for like another five minutes or so until my drink came, and when I looked at the name on the cup I couldn’t help but to laugh for the longest time.
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Look at it.
Look at that face, it’s just the epitome of disappointment.
Poor thing.
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Monster Ball HBO special commentary from my mom
“what an ugly outfit”
“wow cocks all over my television screen”
“I love her cute little figure! there’s not an ounce of fat on her. Look! Look at her figure! Wow!”
“if I ever managed to get into that position, I’d…
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