February 2012
18 posts
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Me: My dad’s considering buying me an iPhone 4S. Should I get black or white?
Adeline: BLAAAAACK.
Adeline: But you look more like a white person.
Me: …..you know if you take that out of context, you would sound super racist right? BECAUSE I’M YELLOW.
"This password is weak." I DON'T CARE! I WANT THIS... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
This blog is so funny I’m gonna die
January 2012
42 posts
bob saget and the olsen twins: jewdas: Monster... →
jewdas:
Monster Ball HBO special commentary from my mom
“what an ugly outfit”
“wow cocks all over my television screen”
“I love her cute little figure! there’s not an ounce of fat on her. Look! Look at her figure! Wow!”
“if I ever managed to get into that position, I’d…
