February 2012
29 posts
'Devil' music vs 'Quality' music.
'Devil' Music;
Woe, Is Me; This war don't determine who's right, This war just determines who's left standing tonight, Stop handing me lights, I can see what you are in the dark just fine, I'm not blind, I'm bending the blinds, Peaking through to get a glimpse of your anguishing life, You're hiding like a vampire here comes the strife, This won't hurt me, Cause I get a thrill from the bite
Of Mice & Men; Come back so I can say thank you for this, Home cooked meals and a place to rest, My troubled head when you're away, I've passed the test, I've earned an A, Not just in school, but in life, You'll always be right by my side. To help me show, hope to all, That are lost and sick in this dying world. I'll use the love you left behind, I'll change their minds, I'll change their minds.
Asking Alexandria; We'll be home soon so dry your eyes, we'll be okay, oh my god, the water is rising, you just have to believe in me, failing that I'll ride this storm alone, we can still make it out, fuck, I can help you through this, but you have to take my hand, I can take you home, take my hand, take my hand.
Bring Me The Horizon; If only sorrow could build a staircase, or tears could show the way, I would climb my way to Heaven, and bring him back home again, Don't give up hope my friend, this is not the end
The Devil Wears Prada; My regret is not writing more for you, Lord. As this ocean comes to be deeper our vessel becomes less stable. Look to the sky, Encourage the elements of God. Rather than the jars that contain them. If only the ingredients of man were of such elements.
'Quality' Music;
Nikki Minaj; You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3) You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
Justin Bieber; And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh. Like baby, baby, baby, no. Like baby, baby, baby, oh. I thought you'd always be mine, mine. Baby, baby, baby, oh. Like baby, baby, baby, no. Like baby, baby, baby, oh
Ludacris; Move bitch get out the way.
Lil Jon; To the window, to the walls, till the sweat drips off my balls.
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Me: My dad’s considering buying me an iPhone 4S. Should I get black or white?
Adeline: BLAAAAACK.
Adeline: But you look more like a white person.
Me: …..you know if you take that out of context, you would sound super racist right? BECAUSE I’M YELLOW.
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