bob saget and the olsen twins: jewdas: Monster Ball HBO special commentary from my mom “what an ugly... 

jewdas:

Monster Ball HBO special commentary from my mom


  • “what an ugly outfit”

  • “wow cocks all over my television screen”

  • “I love her cute little figure! there’s not an ounce of fat on her. Look! Look at her figure! Wow!”

  • “if I ever managed to get into that position, I’d…


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slow dancing in a burning room;


Kitty cats that pounce at your feet; red velvet cupcakes lined with cream cheese frosting, sprinkled with sparkly silver edible decorations, seated in a white and red rose patterned cupcake liner; a white acoustic guitar that sparkles in the daylight; waddling penguins that slide on their bellies and offer stones up to their life partners as a present; intricate details of a wall engraving; a tiny yellow, one-story house that is surrounded by a white picket fence, greenery everywhere - daisies on the front porch, dancing by the stone path leading up to the porch, a treehouse by the back yard...

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